Dieu sait que j'aime pas le foot et que je suis la première à dire que c'est du chiqué quand les gus tourneboulent en se tenant le mauvais genou ou bras... sauf que là on voit carrément le pied partir à angle droit du reste du corps, et ça, moi j'dis que c'est pas naturel naturel!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_pWpY-JcXs&search=djibril%20ciss%C3%A9

Donc recalé de la coupe de le monde de france le Cissé, parce qu'à l'instar de "pas de bras, pas de chocolat", "pas de péroné, pas de coupe Jules Rimet" ! (eh, on est sympa nous les français, on a inventé la coupe du monde pis on l'a gagné qu'une seule fois, pas vache...) Il saura maintenant qu'il fallait mettre le protège tibia de l'auuuutre côté à l'arrière de sa jambe.

Ah oui: la France a gagné le match.

Amical le match... J'ose imaginer l'hecatombe quand ils vont jouer pour de vrai.

(ndlr: il a failli perdre son pied, vu que sa double fracture ouverte bloquait la circulation sanguine. Moi j'interdirais le foot aux enfants: trop dan-geuuu-reuuux)

extrait d'interview: (Liverpool's French striker Djibril Cisse feared he would lose his left leg following the injury he suffered against Blackburn Rovers in October.
The international forward is out of action for the rest of the season after breaking his leg in two places at Ewood Park, but realises the situation could have been a lot worse.)

"When I was taken from the field, what they did next was so important for my career, what they did in those first few moments was vital," he was quoted on Wednesday as saying in the Premier League club's official magazine.

"My bones were overlapping and I had no circulation in my foot. They had to give me drugs to help with the pain and then they had to pull my bones back into place with their hands.

"If they had waited until I had got to the hospital I might have lost my leg, it was that serious," added Cisse who was treated by Liverpool doctor Mark Waller and medical staff at Ewood Park.