Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

“No hands” policy strictly enforced; dancer who collected severed body parts wisely skips court date.

Okay this is a pretty bizarre story so I’ll do my best to get the facts straight. Linda Kay, 31, is a goth and favors dark costumes and heavy eyeliner and has numerous piercings and tattoos. He is also a nude stripper and works at the Hott 22 nude bar under the stage name “Zilla.” She was arrested for illegally possessing human remains and in particular a human hand that she called “Freddy.”

Sean McDonough, is her roommate. For his part he is accused of holding guns and knives to the head and stomach of a third roommate (25-year old Andrea Leipow) for more than 5 hours one night while threatening to “gut” her. (Talk about the roomate from hell). McDonough was arrested after someone called police when he was threatening to “kill himself with a hammer.” (Ed. Note. Is that even possible?)

When officers arrived on the scene to the blunt-object suicide report they found Freddy, a severed human hand preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. They also found six human skulls. The hand was reportedly a tip from one of her dancing clients. The skulls were said to be from mail order catalogs, a claim the police are investigating. The police report also states Freddy the hand was “severed roughly, not surgically, with bone fragments in the jar” making its origination even more disturbing.

If you liked this woman’s dancing would you “give her a hand”?

Upholding the defense attorney tradition of saying stupid things that are easily contradicted by observable facts, her lawyer (Donald DeGioia) said the following after she fled the court date:

“She looks forward to her day in court.”

So much so that she’s gone into hiding.

Not to be outdone for denial, having learned that her nude dancing daughter was arrested for having a severed hand of unknown origin in her bedroom (not to mention the exploits of her hammer-wielding, crazy-ass, death threat-making roommate), here’s what her mother had to say about it all:

“She has a flair for the dramatic. I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want. As long as they are happy, aren’t hurting anyone, and it’s keeping them out of the poor house.”

Out of the poor house, yes, out of jail, no.